ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK

I bought this record solely based on this guys name. Apparently these are his greatest hits although I'm not sure how you have a greatest hits album when nobody has heard of you. Also, Mr. Humperdinck seems to think he is a global kinda man, a real cultural fucking savant. Check out the titles of his songs, they're so globe trotter romantic. This album is so so bad I couldn't even listen to both sides. I mean, maybe it does get better on side B but I'm not willing to record it unless someone wants to donate me a bunch of money, at least like 15 dollars.

Side A
1. Release Me
2. Quando Quando Quando
3. Les Bicyclettes De Belsize
4. Spanish Eyes
5. Am I That Easy To Forget
yes, yes you are.